THE WOMANIZER
I am sorry.
I called you so late at night that day.
In this entertainment circle
I don't have any close friends.
It's been a long time since I expressed how I felt.
Actually, I am worse off.
In this circle, not only do I not have any friends. Everyone is my enemy.
So I understand how you feel.
Sometimes we need alcohol to relieve our stress.
Actually I wasn't drunk that day.
It's a pity you didn't come.
If I had come the picture on the headline would be the two of us.
That's why I should avoid going out too often.
But if you're bored please feel free to call me.
I'll try my best to free daytime to visit Xiao Tuoluo.
Okay.
You know that Xiao Tuoluo really likes you.
If you visit him often he will definitely be happy.
I was the same when I was young.
I loved playing with my dad. But he was a busy man.
If Xiao Tuoluo also had a dad
maybe we wouldn't have to sneak around like this.
You're not afraid that I would teach him to be another jerk?
That's not bad either.
There'll be many beautiful girls by his side.
As long as he does not let down
the woman he loves then it's okay.
Okay. Fei Fei, I understand.
I'll tell my boss to talk more. But don't remind him there. Deal?
Okay. Good bye.
I'm leaving.
All right.
Da Mao, let's go.
You forgot to wear your jacket.
Here.
Thank you.
I'm leaving now.
Bye.
Take care.
Boss, Xiao Tuoluo is Amanda's son, right? I'm done asking. You can scold me.
Da Mao, listen well.
This must not be leaked,
understood?
You knew since the beginning?
I admire you. Such big news, yet you didn't leak it.
I'm only interested in gossip about myself.
That's true.
No, that's weird.
Didn't you say that you only date single women?
You knew Amanda had a child, yet you're involved with her.
The way she looked at you when she put on the jacket was so gentle.
No.
Boss. Are you settling down this time?
You didn't see how well they treated me.
If you were me, could you distance yourself?
Could you?
That's true.
Xiao Tuoluo is so clingy towards you.
Amanda donated twenty million for you
to publish and to pay off your brother's debt.
You've even told the reporters
that you're pursuing her.
Wow.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
You're truly trapped this time.
That's why it's even harder to walk away now.
I hit Xiao Tuoluo,
she didn't say anything.
I can't refuse her and I seem to be getting more
involved with them.
But
if she's a single mother
it's only a matter of time before the media exposes it.
If you got in trouble also wouldn't that be unfortunate?
Since nothing is exposed now should we start
distancing ourselves?
She needs me the most now.
If I disappear now, am I still human? If you were me, would you do that?
I only said that because of work.
You know me. Boss.
If you want to be his father or if you want to date Amanda,
I support you.
Da Mao.
Do you know?
When I really got to know her I knew she was different from other women.
Her attitude towards relationships is when she accepts you,
she'll do anything for you.
She is not a woman you can fool around with.
She's not a woman a man like me should touch.
Understood?
Boss, I'm confused.
You said you can't distance yourself from her but now you're saying...
So you're saying you regret pursuing her?
Is that it?
I am unsure myself.
I don't know. I'm frustrated.
Da Mao, go home first. I want to be alone.
Yes, sir.
Let's bet.
If I don't make you fall in love with me
within 158 hours,
I'll let her walk me like a dog.
Thank you. Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Cancel the bet.
I feel like we can be good friends.
But I don't want to be friends.
If in 158 hours, when my community service is over,
I still can't get you to fall in love with me,
I'll keep my promise.
I'm not Amanda.
I'm Jiang Shuzhen.
A thirty year old
single mom.
A celebrity who lied to the public.
An irresponsible mother. This is me.
What field trip?
I'm aching all over. I will step on the scale.
I'll definitely be two kilograms lighter.
Handsome. He has a nice face.
Xiaoqian. You're both back.
Xiaoqian, come over.
Come over.
Oh.
Thank you for taking care of Grandma.
Sam is so nice.
He made me get an X-ray and got seven or eight doctors to examine me.
I told him no need but he had to see that the bone is fine or else he'll worry.
Xiaoqian, you have to thank Sam.
It's nothing. It's what I should do.
Grandma,
what is Sam?
You're an idiot. It's him.
Young people in Taipei give themselves foreign names.
It's lively to call him Sam instead.
- Right, Sam? - You're right.
What were you looking at that made you laugh?
We're looking at pictures of people Xiaoqian was match-made with.
Sam is a man so I wanted to ask for his opinion.
Even though this man is bald you can try dating him.
Grandma, why are you showing people this?
- And this one with the buck-teeth... - Stop looking!
It's embarrassing.
You're already thirty years old. Getting married is normal.
We're family, you don't have to be shy.
Oh, yes. You went to see Xiao Tuoluo. Is he better?
He should be all right.
That's a relief.
Oh, yes. Sam,
why don't you
join us for a meal? I'll cook a grand meal for you.
Grandma,
he's a very busy person.
Yes. Grandma.
I should go. I already bothered you for the entire afternoon.
What bothering? Eating doesn't take long. It's okay.
Then... I'll go cook rice.
No need. You chat with Sam, I'll do the cooking.
That's right. Don't cook let Grandma do it.
Sam, she only makes bean sprouts with rice.
I lived with her for three years and she made me eat that every day.
What's worse is that she grew the bean sprouts herself.
She's a natural farmer.
What do you know?
That's Xiaoqian being thrifty.
Unlike you, who buys useless things. You're good at spending money.
Come. Don't stand there and talk. Sort the vegetables.
Okay.
- Grandma, I'll help you too. - No need.
Oh yes, there's no soy sauce. Go get some for me to marinate the meat.
Yes.
Okay.
I'll go with you.
No need, you're the guest. Just rest here.
I want to take a walk. You won't object, right?
Let's go.
What are you laughing at?
I know that in your eyes my behavior and actions are very laughable. Right?
Honestly,
when I first saw you repairing the toilet at Amanda's house, I thought it was funny.
Especially when you insisted on
returning my money, that was even funnier.
We should always do the right thing. Furthermore, if I owe you money,
I should return it.
You're very special.
I met many kindergarten teachers but you're different.
There is something
about you that can influence others.
I hope you'll join my Kindergarten Kingdoms.
Let's work hard together.
I can't.
I can be a teacher,
but I'm clueless about management.
So you should hire someone else.
Leave the managing to me.
My kindergartens need a teacher.
I need your ability to influence people.
Thank you.
What are you looking for?
I think I heard a cat.
Hold these for me.
Look.
It's a kitten.
Kitty, why are you here alone?
That's strange.
Who could be so heartless?
Hey.
I don't think we can leave it here. It's so young. And it's so cold today.
It would probably freeze.
I can't keep pets at my place.
Then I'll take it home and keep it.
My house is big and empty.
You can visit when you're free.
Really?
Kitty,
you've met a good Samaritan! Today's your lucky day.
The true good Samaritan is you.
Any stray dogs or stray cats you find, you can give them to me.
But a stray person is out of the question.
Do you want to give it a name?
You're now its father.
You found it so you should be the one naming it.
Let me see.
Since you like to lick people I'll call you Tickle.
Can I?
Tickle is okay.
Tickle, you now have a home. All right, let's go home.
It says okay. Let's go.
LITTLE PRINCE
BRACES GIRL HAS REPLIED TO YOUR ONLINE MESSAGE.
BRACES GIRL
It's been a long time since I heard from you.
How are you?
Don't forget to reply to me.
I am fine. You?
You're still not asleep?
YOU ARE STILL NOT ASLEEP?
Not yet.
Why? Are you still awake as well?
I can't sleep.
Are you... married?
I... am married.
I have two kids now.
I... AM. I HAVE TWO KIDS NOW.
Congratulations.
So are you a full time housewife?
No. I...
I opened a kindergarten.
Kindergarten?
Congratulations.
Your dream finally came true.
Speaking of this I've something to ask you.
Do you know someone named Ma Xiaoqian?
No. Who is she?
She went to the same school as us. Her dream is also to open a kindergarten.
You really can't recall someone like that?
Maybe she transferred schools very early.
No.
He'll ask me how I knew she transferred.
So close.
I haven't heard of her. If there was someone, I would know.
That is true.
THAT'S TRUE.
Where's your kindergarten?
There's a chance I can visit you.
"VISITING SHANGHAI BOUNDLESS AND SLOWLY"
I'm in Shanghai.
You don't have to visit me. I know you're busy.
The web is full of your news lately.
Your love life
is quite enriching.
Actually, sometimes the truth's not what meets the eye.
Is the rumor about the top model and you true?
Is she your girlfriend?
We're just
friends.
You don't like her?
She's the number one model.
To like someone is a feeling.
It has nothing to do with her status.
Liking someone should be simply liking her,
everything about her.
Including her weaknesses.
Well.
Do you have someone you like?
DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU LIKE?
I'm not sure if that's what it's called.
But there's a woman
that I feel is special.
A celebrity?
No.
Then who?
You don't know her. Even if I tell you, you won't know.
I'm just curious what kind of woman you would feel is special.
A normal,
yet special girl.
Normal, yet special?
Isn't that very contradictory?
Yes, it is.
But that's who she is.
What is that? It's equivalent to not revealing anything.
Does she know how you feel about her?
BRACES GIRL: DOES SHE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER?
Probably not.
I never told her.
Why not?
I don't know how to.
You're so eloquent.
How could you not know?
Don't think that life is long
and that there'll be many more chances.
If you don't tell her
she'll never know how you feel.
I'll take your advice.
Maybe I will find a good time
to tell her.
I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND FIND A GOOD TIME TO TELL HER.
Xiaoqian.
- What are you doing? - Nothing much. I am planting vegetables.
What?
You can plant vegetables online? Can you eat them?
No, it's just for fun.
If you have time to play on the computer
then why don't you take a look at the match-making photos.
Okay.
Grandma, I'm going to take a bath.
BRACES GIRL IS OFFLINE.
Who am I Do you often ask yourself this question
Who am I Always living up to expectations of others
Who am I Who arbitrarily defines
Who are you Only behaving like others is safe
Why Do you think this world is wonderful
Why Do you love this world more than yourself
Why Is this world unfair to you
Why What did I do wrong
All friends say that you are too weird Behind your back, they take you as a joke
Every movement Is being guessed at blindly
They say your existence is intolerable
Your want is very, very, very simple It is just the most common ordinariness
Being your true and honest self
- How cute. - Look at Principal's face. It's classic.
Da Mao, do you know how to take pictures?
Where's my s-line? It's not shown here.
S?
You're S?
No, you're an O.
If your belt was tighter at best it would be an 8.
- Stupid Da Mao. What did you say? - It hurts.
You.
They cannot defeat me
I know that I am the best
The most beautiful
Will God put your soul into the wrong body
Will the pranks on you be on purpose And not just carelessness
Will you always feel Powerless and helpless
Will you insist that being your true self
Who are you to say That being unique is wrong
Is your boss confessing his love?
No, he shouldn't be.
Take a picture.
- Da Mao. - Yes.
Take Mary out for a bit.
I have something to tell Xiaoqian.
It's okay. We can be invisible.
- Da Mao. - Yes, sir.
- Move. It's inconvenient. - Ma Xiaoqian.
Ma...
Is Xiao Tuoluo okay?
Thank goodness it was only bruises. He'll be fine in a few days.
That's good.
I was worried the entire night.
You came to the hospital yesterday, right?
Why did you leave without coming in?
I ran after you
but you got in a cab and left.
Since Xiao Tuoluo is fine.
There were more kids I had to take care of at the field trip.
So I thought I should leave first.
You should have at least said hi.
And check on Xiao Tuoluo's wounds.
Because...
Both Amanda and you were present. And I saw that Amanda was very upset.
And you were consoling her. I didn't want to interrupt.
Ma Xiaoqian.
- You misunderstood. - You don't have to explain to me.
Are you...
Jealous?
Why would I be?
It's just that...
Rather... both Amanda and you are public figures.
You two should be more careful.
If people see you two like that
they would think that you're purposely trying to be on the news again.
What are you saying?
Do you think I would do something like that?
I didn't mean that. I just feel that other people might...
It's not important what others think.
I'm very disappointed you said that.
Who didn't care for the kids well enough
and let Xiao Tuoluo run around?
Did you get dizzy because Meng Chengen came?
What? No. What does this have to do with him?
You were with him yesterday. He even sent you home.
That was because Grandma was hurt and he sent her back.
Then he could have left when he took her back.
Why was he walking with you?
Grandma wanted him to stay for dinner.
We ran out of soy sauce so I went to get some.
He wanted to accompany me.
How did you know?
- I... - You...
- Why did you stalk me? - Who's stalking you?
I can barely make my appointments. I passed by and saw.
Why didn't you say hi?
Would you have heard?
Are you two close?
Why did you walk so close to him?
We bought something together.
It's normal to walk together. We weren't that close.
Okay, forget it. I don't want to know about you two.
Ma Xiaoqian.
- Actually, I came today to... - Mr. Xia.
Good thing you're here.
I need you to do something.
Please tidy our storeroom.
Ms. Xiaoqian,
you go too.
Principal, I still have things to do. Xia Hejie can go himself first.
Ms. Xiaoqian,
don't be humble.
The storeroom in our Angel Kindergarten.
You're the one that knows the contents and how they're arranged.
If we want it or not,
if it needs to be restored, discarded or reused, it's your decision.
Okay.
Mr. Xia, thank you.
Don't throw this away.
You want to keep the rags?
It can be cut into smaller cleaning rags. Don't waste it.
I'll leave this box to you. I'm going over there.
Ouch.
- Are you okay? Let me take a look. - Try yourself and see if you'll...
- No need. - Let me see.
Where is it?
In the back.
Gentler. It hurts!
Be more gentle, Xia Hejie!
You are usually so fierce. Yet you're afraid of this.
It's painful, okay?
A rub will diffuse the coagulated blood.
Is it better?
Yes.
Oh, I met Braces girl yesterday.
Yes?
Where?
Online.
She's already married.
Then, do you feel regretful?
It's been a long time. What's there to feel regretful about?
It's weird.
Knowing that she's doing well I am actually quite happy for her.
Quite happy for her.
She fulfilled her dream and opened a kindergarten.
I would like you two to meet.
You two have the same dreams.
I reckon you two would become good friends.
Sure. I want to know how she fulfilled her dream.
Ma Xiaoqian.
When I first got to know you, I felt...
What?
I felt...
that you were a lunatic.
In fact, one with a serious problem.
- What are you talking about? - But afterwards...
What about afterwards?
Afterwards...
I feel that you're very sincere.
Very frank.
Very comfortable with yourself.
Very unique.
I admire your determination towards your dream.
The more I get to know you the more...
you're not despicable.
You're the despicable one.
Do you still think I'm despicable?
Not as much as before.
But you're still repulsive at times.
Other than repulsiveness
do you have any other feelings for me?
I came today
after building up a lot of courage to tell you...
You can take the call. I'll take out the trash.
Hello.
Xiao Tuoluo won't take his medicine?
Don't worry. I...
Once I'm done here I'll go there immediately.
It's nothing.
Okay, bye bye.
- Xiaoqian. - What's wrong with Xiao Tuoluo?
He is throwing a tantrum and won't take his medicine.
I'll go see him later.
You better go now. I can do this by myself.
But I came today to tell you something important.
What can be important between the two of us?
Patients are more important. Go first.
Tell Amanda I said hi.
And tell Xiao Tuoluo that his classmates miss him.
Go.
Xiao Tuoluo.
Daddy!
I'm sorry.
Are you stupid?
If you don't take your medicine, how will you get better?
I don't want to get better. If I do, Mommy won't be able to accompany me.
Then don't call me boss again.
I don't want you to be boss I want you to be Daddy.
Xiao Tuoluo!
How can you say that?
I'm telling the truth.
Boss, can you be my Daddy?
If you're my Daddy, I'll be good.
Don't be greedy.
I only agreed to be your Dad for a day.
It doesn't mean I'll always be your Dad.
Understood?
I don't care. Then I won't take my medicine.
I'll just die.
Xiao Tuoluo! How can you be so rude?
I'm sorry. I can't win against him.
Xiao Tuoluo. Not bad. You know how to negotiate.
You said it. If you don't listen to your mom and take your medicine...
- Your daddy, I, will hit you. - Yes, sir, Daddy!
You're sly!
Does it hurt?
- Does it hurt? - Ow!
That's why you have to take your medicine, right?
Take your medicine.
Here.
I'll do it.
Here. Drink water.
It's bitter. Quickly drink water.
Quickly swallow it.
- Good boy. - How great.
Mommy, sit here.
What?